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kriswitherkay:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

please

hawfstuff:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Hannah told me about this, I wanted to do this at the diner at Dalhousie but the jukebox didn’t have it as far as I know.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

qunerdi:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

there is nothing about this that is okay

keireland:

wimismith:

keireland:

wimismith:

Been working on the cybernetic eye for my treasure planet cosplay, here is how it’s turning out so far. Need to figure out a better way to hold it in place too since it’s drooping in the picture.

The guy with the cyber eye is bald, isn’t he? Maybe attach it to the bald cap?

No, long john silver has hair, he just wears a red bandana tied around his head like a duo rag, he also has a robotic arm and leg. I’m gonna give the arm a working robo hand.

were you thinking of adding a prosthetic nose maybe? Or you could attach it to that robotic bit on his temple with some flesh-colored stuff

Picture thing I found

wimismith:

keireland:

wimismith:

Been working on the cybernetic eye for my treasure planet cosplay, here is how it’s turning out so far. Need to figure out a better way to hold it in place too since it’s drooping in the picture.

The guy with the cyber eye is bald, isn’t he? Maybe attach it to the bald cap?

No, long john silver has hair, he just wears a red bandana tied around his head like a duo rag, he also has a robotic arm and leg. I’m gonna give the arm a working robo hand.

were you thinking of adding a prosthetic nose maybe? Or you could attach it to that robotic bit on his temple with some flesh-colored stuff

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